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Insaney v6.0 (circa BOTP6) Name: Mjolnir Mark IX Cyborg #10 Alias: The Insane Space Hunter, or Insano (original given name), or Insaney (cute pet name given by surrogate sister, Samus Aran) Masquerading as "The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San," if we are indeed going with what I remember the premise to be Age: 25, regardless of how much time passed between Outlaws and now, because he was 24 in Outlaws... I'll make up some whimsical temporal misadventure later. Sex: Male Race: Human, Cyborg, or whatever he may be. Occupation: Bounty Hunter and Cargo Jockey... Also, masquerading as a Ninja on technology-challenged planets From: New Paradigm Orbital Colony, Earth Orbit, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, July 4th, 2442, time of completion; Nebraska, United States of America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, April 1, 1983, time of activation; Samus Aran's Starhip, Many Places in the Universe, The Universe We Probably Know, Some Undefined Time in the Future, time of training, coming-of-age, and discovery of inherent cyborg abilities Physical Stats Height: 5' 7.5" Weight: 200 pounds, including duranium-plated skull and all-new duranium-latticed skeleton Appearance: Long dark brown hair, blue eyes, no scars, wears a blue and white Hawaiian shirt, torn-up jean shorts, and sandals. He speaks with no accent. (Unlike some of his previous adventures, he doesn't normally wear his servo-tech armor much) Miscellaneous: (other info about your character, like which hand they use, or other miscellaneous info that doesn't apply to the above) Other Info ISH-O-VISION™ Color: tomcat or 000ca0 for you hex code nuts Personality: A walking goofball. Possesses an amazing repertoire of skills, including martial arts and weaponry, repairing starships, equipment, armor, and weapons, piloting starships, manning gun turrets, and battlefield strategy and logic. He's so out of tune with his abilities, however, it makes one wonder how many times his brain flipped over during hyper-transit through dimensions. He favors over-the-top, ridiculous, dangerous, and otherwise unwise tactics, strategies, techniques, and weaponry. He'll not go out of his way to find a fight (unless it's over tacos or another really, really good reason), but when attacked, his cyborg reflexes and combat programming kick in automatically. He's also obscenely lucky, which explains a large part of his survival over the years. Not even cyborgs can pull off some of the escapes and tricks he's gotten away clean with. Family: SimBen (deceased), SimBen 2 (cyborg version of a non-identical twin), Kane, "The Psychotic Space Hunter" (cyborg version of an evil twin brother that's not really so evil), Oh Heck (cyborg version of a younger older brother built as a replacement for a missing family member, in this case, the Hunter), 9 other assorted rampant war-borgs (deceased), Samus Aran (surrogate sister) Friends: Most any surviving BOTP participant, most notably Outerverse, Ffej, Sasuke, Badger, and Chilly Willy Enemies: None currently alive or anywhere in the known universes Background: Was created, interdimensional can of spam blew up the lab, got transported through time, was found and trained by Samus Aran after more time-travel, joined the battle of the posters every time it was held. I'd give more detail, but then I'd end up giving MORE more detail, like I'm not supposed to. Character Abilities Skills: He can fight in pretty much any way imaginable, repair nearly anything, dodge almost everything, and do many, many other things that he doesn't know he can do. Even if it's implausible that he'd be able to do something, he'll more than likely be able to do it. I know that this is really kinda vague, but if I sat down and listed out EVERYTHING he can really do (all the stuff that's been defined so far, anyhow), I'd be here for an hour. Armament: As The Insane Space Hunter, without armor, he packs a Mighty Stinger. This is a small pistol, roughly the size of a Walther PPK, that discharges an entire blaster power pack built to hold 100 or so shots in one action. This means it has to be reloaded after every shot, but it also packs a wallop akin to that of a starship-mounted blaster cannon. As The Insane Space Hunter, in his armor, he packs a somewhat-better-than-standard-issue blaster pistol (that DOESN'T need to be reloaded after every shot), a heavy rocket launcher, a pair of chopsticks, and a sock puppet. As The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San, he packs a ninja-to, which is a short, straight-bladed sword with a sturdy sheath that opens at both ends (which allows for the use of said sheath as a breathing tube, a blowgun for delivering powders of various sorts, and a smallish didgeridoo. He also carries other random ninja gear, such as throwing stars, throwing knives, throwing fans, smoke bombs, caltrops (small spikes you drop that make nasty traps for anyone chasing you on foot), sai, a ten-foot pole for pole-vaulting or touching things that you don't want to touch with your hands, and, of course, the stereotypical ninja garb with cowl. Note: the box his Stereotypical Ninja Garb with Cowl came in said "Product may differ from that shown," which was true. It differed in that the suit is actually a bright canary yellow, instead of black, like it is on the box. And that's not all. Included in his assortment of ninja weaponry (though he doesn't necessarily carry EVERYTHING at one time, as that would be downright ludicrous) are such other, less stereotypical ninja-esque items, such as water balloons made of bladders that are filled with canary yellow dye, a black duranium-belted umbrella, three empty matchboxes, a pair of chopsticks, and a sock puppet ninja. Oh, and he's got a horribly dangerous bamboo rocket launcher. Not horribly dangerous because it's liable to blow up, however; horribly dangerous to the recipient of its discharge, as the homemade rockets crafted from bent swords and used horseshoes have a tendency to explode in random ways, and are, if anything, overmuscled. There's no set amount of explosive material contained within them, as the Hunter... er... The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San is a bit of a dump cook. Meaning he puts in whatever looks right, which is usually too much. Protection: (does your character have armor or anything else that may protect him or her from an attack? if so, list and describe them here.) Style: (how does your character fight? do they know martial arts? which of their weapons do they use more, and how do they use them? do they have special powers, such as spellcasting or some other such ability that would have a reasonable application in battle? describe your character's fighting style here. details are good, but keep it simple.) Protection: As The Insane Space Hunter, without his armor, the only thing he has to protect himself is his skin, his indestructible duranium-plated head, and his metal skeleton, now laced with Effectively Impossible To Break, And Yes, We've Tried-brand duranium lattice. As The Insane Space Hunter, with his armor, he's got all that, plus the easily-rechargeable suit of power armor based on that of the legendary Samus Aran. As The Famed Rocket Ninja Billy-San, he's got everything he has without the power armor, plus his canary yellow Stereotypical Ninja Garb with Cowl. This is actually a very durable suit, as it was built for futuristic, technologically-enhanced ninjas like the Hunter, and designed to last. It's no power armor, but it's comparable to mithril armor as far as durability, weight, and overall defensive coolness go. Style: He gives all appearances of not having the foggiest clue what he's doing or what's going on, but he's really been programmed, trained, and forced to practice martial arts and fighting styles of many worlds, societies, wrestling federations, monastic orders, childrens' choirs, and womens' bridge clubs. He's combined it all into the fabled Screaming Widget martial arts style, which relies on hitting things a lot in the most outlandish and yet effective way possible. The epitome of the style is its legendary technique entitled "The High-Velocity Whimsically Ridiculous Unreliable Flying Headbutt of Insanity that Ensures Victory," in which the Hunter propels himself forward at amazing speeds (thanks to his enhanced cyborg legs) and, well, headbutts them while sailing through the air, parallel to the ground. Have a nice day.
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