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Insaney v7.0
(circa BOTP7)
Character Data
Name: Mjolnir Mark IX Cyborg #10
Alias: The Insane Space Hunter, Insaney, there might've been an "Insano"
at one point
Age: 42, due to time/space inversions and any adventures I might
want to write about in the future (thus freeing me from having to fit into
BOTP continuity or in between BOTPs or what-have-you). He looks about 20
regardless of actual age.
Sex: Male
Race: Human, Cyborg, or whatever he may be.
Occupation: Bounty Hunter and Cargo Jockey
From: Earth in both the future and the past, Mars might've been in
there somewhere.
Affiliation: Whatever loose organization bounty hunters may have.
ISH-O-VISION Color: yellow (it used to
be tomcat, but obviously, that doesn't show
up very well on the new boards. ISH actually borrowed this voice from "Skins"
Kelly, the doctor who fixed him in Chapter 5 of the Adventures of The Insane
Space Hunter that I was writing (who installed in ISH a replicated copy
of Kane's vocal coprocessor, which was capable of mimicking voices). Come
to think of it, he borrowed it in the intro post I originally wrote for
BOTP7... which I still have, come to think of it. RECYCLING AWAAAY!
Physical Stats
Height: 5'9"
Weight: about 400 kilograms (880 pounds)--while being reconstructed
for the umpteenth time by "Skins" Kelly, the good doctor reinforced his
already-durable skeleton and increased the density of his body to roughly
four times that of an average person. This allowed Skins to increase the
Hunter's physical strength and durability, and also helps to cushion him
against the backblast of his pistol (see Armaments)
Hair: Brown, about a foot long long, usually in a ponytail.
Eyes: Blue eyes, but upon extremely close inspection, they have mechanical
irises and variable lenses to enhance eyesight.
Appearance: No scars, medium build, about four times as heavy as
a person his size would ordinarily be (but it doesn't show, due to a density
difference)
Clothing: Hawaiian shirt and baggy jean shorts, regardless of weather.
Possibly sandals. Possibly.
Alternate Clothing: In case it comes up, ISH has his old power armor
like unto that of Samus Aran, though it's been through the blender a few
times. And it's been sitting in a closet ever since his ship's computer
went berserk in it. After it was defeated that time, he removed the download-linkup
systems to prevent anything like that from happening and rebuilt it out
of spare parts. So now, it's like Samus Aran's armor with about half its
parts replaced with other various pieces of armor the Hunter might've had
in his possession and some starship plating where he needed a bigger piece.
Other Info
Personality: Nice guy, pretty goofy, thinks of crazy plans. Knows
all kinds of random information that probably serves no useful purpose.
Occassionally says random things, but far less than he used to because his
corrupted vocoder was replaced after he was 'killed' for about the sixth
time. Still got that brain thing, though, so "cantankerous spam, ahoy!"
might still be a valid greeting froom time to time.
Favorite Song: Jethro and Cletus' Interstellar Jug Band's Four
Wheel Drive Don't Help None In Zero Gravity, from the album What
If Us Hillbillies Done Joined That Thar Fight For Humanity's Survival.
Least Favorite Song: Franz Sherman's Concierto ala King in D Minor.
Which, several years previous to the battle, was the biggest stellar classical
hit, and the Hunter couldn't find anything else to listen to due to its
sheer popularity.
Favorite Color(s): Yellow.
Miscellaneous: Favorite Food-Tacos. Family Members: Mjolnir Mark
IX Cyborgs #1-9 (deceased), Mjolnir Mark IX Cyborg #11 (deceased, SimBen
1), Mjolnir Mark IX Cyborgs #12-14 (SimBen 2, Kane, Oh Heck), Samus Aran
(adoptive older sister), Mr. Bojangles (adoptive father figure). Friends:
Number 18 (formerly of the Semi-Secret Organization for Stealing Stuff (SSOSS),
who is the morale officer and copilot of the <i>Quest of Insanity</i> (ISH's
frieghter), basically any previous battle participant that survived (like
Sword Bearer, Outerverse, DamnGlitch, etc.).
Character Abilities
Weapon Preference: Unarmed or Large-caliber pistols (energy, projectile,
or otherwise).
Handed: Ambidextrous, and can use his feet with the same dexterity
as Ed in Cowboy Bebop (typing, picking things up) but with superhuman cyborg
strength (so he could hang from the ceiling by his toes, should that for
some reason seem like a good idea to him)
Skills: He has a working knowledge of ship repair, vehicle operation,
combat tactics, unarmed fighting styles, culinary arts, weapon manufacture,
and is fluent in over six million forms of communication. The only problem
is, he doesn't always have access to all of this information--his own fighting
style is the only thing he can depend upon besides the language Blank-Stare-And-Hand-A-Fish-Ese
(because it's integrated into his programming as a combat cyborg and thus
comes to him instinctually). At random bouts, he can forget how to, say,
speak English. But he might know Morse Code at the time. It's really hit-or-miss
with his knowledge circuits. Thus, he could know about anything at about
any time, but also could know nothing.
Armament: A duranium-plated head and a four-hundred-kilogram super-strong
cyborg body can do amazing amounts of damage to stuff. So can any other
body part, like a fist, but his head is his favorite weapon. He also employs
the Mighty Stinger, a Noisy Cricket-sized pistol with the same sort of backblast
but more destructive power. However, he has to reload it after every shot,
and may or may not have remembered to bring spare ammo. Also, because of
his increased density, he no longer is sent flying (though a wave of force
still washes over him upon discharge, moving him back a good five feet along
the ground).
Also, should he call from help from his ship, such as to get his battle
armor, he's also got a large collection of weapons (like his old rocket
launcher, for instance, as well as various energy blasters and probably
some sort of bio-goop gun because those are apparently "cool" and "futuristic")
that could be easily dropped or delivered somehow. Or even that bamboo rocket
launcher from BOTP6...
Protection: If he wears his armor, it's highly protective as long
as it has power in its structural integrity field (like Samus Aran's armor).
He doesn't have any reserve tanks of energy, though.
Style: Insane Cyborg Wrestling. Planchas, piledrivers, suplexes,
headbutts, clotheslines, flying dropkicks, you name it. Anything from powerbombs
and chokeslams to the highest-flying death-defying pro wrestling moves in
existence and some that aren't. He's also programmed in multiple thousands
of different unarmed and armed fighting styles (most notably Jackie-Chan's-Anything-Not-Bolted-Down-Is-A-Weapon-Fu,
Drunken Boxing, and Balls-Stomp-Fu), but once again, that part of his memory
where that's all housed may or may not be operating within specified parameters.
Basically, any and all of his knowledge of half of anything (and half of
his systems, like enhanced eyesight and hearing) have about a 75% chance
of working at any given moment.
Background
Somehow was involved in the Marathon incidents (and resulting war between
several space-faring races) along with SimBen 1 and 2, went crazy, then
blew up. His rampancy (computer craziness) was effectively cured because
he had a human soul that allowed him to transcend mere data allocation (or
something along those lines; that's what happens when I try to get transcendental)
and he came back.
Participated in all of the BOTPs (or whatever the wars/battles/contests
are called in- or out-of game), died every time or so, was eventually reconstructed
by the chief medical officer of his greatest foe's ship and was restored
to (mostly) working order based on his brother, Kane.
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